From time to time, my students have birthdays. I know, I know - it shocked me too. But when this does happen, the studio asks me to sign their cards. Instead of just saying something predictably nice and throwing my signature down, I figure I'll do something a wee bit more memorable.
Two cards this time around.
The second:
X,
So, I was handling a few political situations in Ukraine when I was contacted by the highly official Mr. Dan Card Signing Agency for Mr. Dan, Inc. letting me know that your card was ready to sign.
Even though it is somewhat dangerous to leave a Ukrainian political situation before it is resolved, I hopped on the jet provided by the Mr. Dan Card Signing Agency for Mr. Dan, Inc. so that I could get home and sign your card. We only barely managed to make it back...
Between the Ukrainian Cow Missiles, the Ukrainian Intercontinental Vertices of Doom, and the Ukrainian Land-lockedness Monster, we had quite a rough time.
But I made it!
Happy Birthday, X.
Dan
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